I Need Entertainment

kol-calamity:

ANONYMOUS TIME!!!! (or ask in character!)

  • HYE have you ever?
  • FMK fuck marry kill
  • KHC kiss hug cuddle
  • NML a night, a month or for life?
  • AMA ask me anything
  • HON hot or not?
  • WWY well would you?
  • WYR would you rather? 
  • TOD truth or dare?
  • SMW ship me with?
  • TOT this or that?
  • WIS who I ship? (with myself, or with others — specify) 
or anything else hilariously entertaining you can think of! 

(via th-imagines)

lameborghini:

not sure if horny or have to pee

I relate to this so well!!!

Mood:

digitaltits:

*white kid from 90’s tv show on bed throwing baseball up in the air and catching it while staring at ceiling*

(via nbrhoods)

bestxatxspace:

waffleguppies:

weloveshortvideos:

How we fight tall people

Vine by Rudy Mancuso

I can’t stop watching it its like poetry

(via munnisonlinelogwy)

Does anyone else find that their writing totally mimics the style and voice of whatever they’re reading?

yeahwriters:

I’m working on this new piece and it’s so Edith-y haha.

thedaisiestdaisy:

inaneenglish:

waltztothemoon:

ScarJo looks like she had been waiting her entire career to do that with Sandra.

<3

#and sandra is like ‘that’s right i got to kiss her’
thedaisiestdaisy:

inaneenglish:

waltztothemoon:

ScarJo looks like she had been waiting her entire career to do that with Sandra.

<3

#and sandra is like ‘that’s right i got to kiss her’

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

(via purest-intent)

princeowl:

‘if youre tired during school just go to bed earier’

image

(via officialhotwheels)

You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

thekatierodriguez:

A relationship with no gender roles>
We both hustle, we both cook, we both clean, we both pay, we both spoil each other.

(via purest-intent)

justensbiebers:

I’m that kind of mutual follower who likes your text posts and never talks to you but still considers you as a friend

(via howellpizza)

officialalltimelow:

I picked joining Tumblr and staying active on here because: 

  1. I’m not attractive enough to be a Youtuber
  2. Not popular enough for twitter
  3. Facebook is dumb

(via dylanfuckme1)